Grade School Confidential

I suppose once a television series--even an animated one--has been on the air long enough, life is bound to imitate it.

(Although on "The Simpsons", this story had a much happier ending. TV defeats real life once again.)

Decorative Greenery Consortium Finally Relinquishes Its Monopoly at Wrigley Field

I think it's fair to say that baseball fans all over the country were sick and tired of Big Ivy's decades-old, blatant defiance of anti-trust laws with its callous, preening dominance of Wrigley Field's outfield walls since 1937. After 70 years, the nightmare is finally over....and viewers of Cubs games will at long last have the freedom to settle their collective gaze upon some genuine American product advertising interspersed amongst all that unpleasant "nature" and "tradition".

God bless the USA.