WARNING: This Video Contains Offensive Pantomiming

DoSomething.org does many different things:

Some good, such as raising awareness of dating abuse...

Some well-intentioned-but-questionable, such as exploiting the Rihanna/Chris Brown incident in their efforts...

And some balls-in-your-Corn Flakes insensitive, such as recreating said incident through ham-fisted acting accompanied by a narration of the actual police report.

In the last case, they probably should have Done Something Else.

If Only Alex Had Taught Him How to Fake an Alibi

Brian Bonsall, also known as "Family Ties'" late-series-run-ratings-booster- via-cuteness-attempt Andy Keaton, apparently has not retained any of the conservative-leaning advice bestowed upon his character by his older brother Alex. When any Republican worth his salt beats on his old lady, he pays her off so she won't go to the cops (or at least he leaves town before having her killed).

Lord knows what your hippie parents think of your recent behavior, Andy...but you have no doubt shamed your brother. He had such high hopes that, as an adult, you'd be committing crimes and getting away with them.