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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Elderly Man Loses Job Due to Slow News Week

It wasn't very long ago when old women who spoke of "ho's" were embraced by America to the point of oversaturation...now a senior citizen of the less fair sex has been fired for doing the same thing.

One has to wonder: Is this a case of sexism in the workplace, or did Don Imus simply miss his window?

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Second-Most-Predictable Comic on Television Draws Line at Most Predictable Joke in News

Craig Ferguson, the host of CBS' "The Late Late Show"--whose personal brand of consistently unfunny comedy is steeped in the Yakov Smirnoff tradition of "I'm from another country! Isn't that hilarious?"--made a point of not making a Britney-Spears-shaved-her-head joke on Monday night's broadcast, saying that "we shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable."

I don't know where Ferguson gets off telling people who they can and can't make fun of. The only person who's in a position to set an example like that is the number one late-night talk show host in the country...and the only way to attain that foothold is to tell the most mind-numbingly obvious jokes conceivable, night in and night out. It's also the only way to maintain the spot, so Ferguson's really fighting an unwinnable battle, here. He should stick to what he knows best: being ignored in favor of Conan O'Brien.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

'The NFL Today': Now With 300% More Scowling

Once again illustrating that they are a network completely in touch with what belongs on television, CBS has hired former Pittsburgh Steelers coach and Angriest Man in Football Bill Cowher as a studio analyst for "The NFL Today".

Now, in addition to being swept up in the continuing drama of Shannon Sharpe's valiant struggle with enunciation, football fans will be able to kick off their favorite day of the week by staring at the Bill Cowher face (that is, at least until Cowher--at wit's end with his colleague's closeup-ratio dominance--ends his television career when he attempts to strangle Dan Marino). Is the season here yet?