On Saturday, a lesbian won the mayoral race of the largest U.S. city to ever vote an openly homosexual candidate to that office--which I think is awesome.
That city, however, is
Houston--which flies in the face of my beloved, east-coast-bred and west-coast-nurtured, hippie-liberal stereotypes of the home state of
the Worst President Ever.
But, taking into account that Houston Mayor-elect Annise Parker beat out
a black person for the job, it kind of makes sense:
The George Bush-loving rednecks of Houston--faced with what they no doubt viewed as a "lesser of two evils"-type of situation--
obviously opted to stick it to
the American Negro President and that uppity bitch (and current U.S. Secretary of State) who once challenged the former for the Democratic presidential candidacy by voting for
a woman with short blonde hair and a penchant for pantsuits instead of a colored fella.
My liberal bigotry is once again validated; all is right (and/or wrong) with the world.
Imagine that you're a racist, hate-spewing archconservative radio personality. Now imagine that Barack Obama has been hospitalized with chest pains. Would you make fun of that situation?
