It appears as though there is no end in sight to the fallout from the cultural apocalypse that was Diablo Cody's Oscar win. According to the New York Post, strippers are, heartbreakingly, viewing their former colleague's achievement as an achievement for all of them. A plaque has been hung in Rick's Cabaret in New York that reads, "Dedicated to Diablo Cody, who has taken our calling to new levels."
No, strippers. No, no, no. Diablo hasn't raised stripping to a higher level; she's lowered screenwriting to stripping's already established one.
Don't believe me? Perhaps my friend George Washington will convince you.