Fruity Culpa

When the Boston Celtics signed Stephon Marbury back in February, I--like many of the team's fans--was less than complimentary of the troubled player.

Having seen Marbury spark yet another ridiculous Celtics comeback in the fourth quarter on Tuesday, I temporarily amend my description of him as "a poisonous lunatic" to "a burst of fruit flavor".

(Though he's probably still a lunatic.)

[ESPN]

You Know What the Celtics Are Missing?

A poisonous lunatic.

Whoops! Not any more, though, thanks to their acquisition of the NBA's red-headed stepchild, Stephon Marbury.

I'm sure this whole thing will go absolutely perfectly.