Large Infant Inspires Radio Announcer to Boast to Mother About Eating Small Dog

When the Boston Celtics' Glen "Big Baby" Davis hit a 20-footer at the last second to defeat the Orlando Magic and tie the series on Sunday, that was crazy.

Little did I or anyone else watching the game on TV know at the time, however, that the play's level of insanity was nearly immediately challenged by WEEI-Boston radio broadcaster Cedric Maxwell, who hysterically exclaimed:

"That is how ya do it, big fella! You GO GET IT! It's ON THE LINE! Mama, I'm coming to see ya, somebody get me a napkin--'cause this puppy is OVER!"

The "napkin" part I kind of get, as it references a phrase previously coined by Maxwell (last quote)...but everything else raises questions about Maxwell's personal life whose answers might be too disturbing to explore...

Curt Schilling's Career Maybe Over...or at Least Career with Red Sox, Probably...or Maybe Neither...or Probably Both...

Curt Schilling revealed Friday morning in a radio interview kindly described by the Boston Globe as "lengthy" that he will undergo season-ending shoulder surgery on Monday that could turn out to be career-ending surgery, or at least Red Sox-career-ending surgery.

But something is definitely happening with Curt Schilling...and until it is determined exactly what that something is, he will likely not stop talking about it. And then, afterwards, he will more than likely continue to talk about it. Perhaps forever.