Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Your Future Bowl Champions, the New England Patriots

Now that that silly Super Bowl featuring teams that I had no vested interest in is over, the model citizens at Sportsbook have laid the odds for next year's contest, and--voila!--the New England Patriots will be Super Bowl XLIV champions (at least according to a majority of professional gamblers)! This despite the team--in The Spread's words--"not even qualify [sic] for the postseason in 2008".

Hey, fuck you, The Spread. You just failed to qualify for the Grammar Playoffs, and you don't even have Brett Favre to blame.


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