You like the New England Patriots? I do...because I was born and raised in Massachusetts--34 miles from Foxboro--where the Patriots actually play.By comparison, your state [capital] is two states and 199.23 miles away from Foxboro--which is in Massachusetts, where same-sex marriage is legal.
You don't like same-sex marriage? Then you don't like the Patriots.
Go ahead and abscond to Canada...and its socialized medicine. (GASP!)
(Seriously, though, Maine: Fuck you.*)
*Not you, Stephen King... You love the Red Sox and are dope.
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