Nerds Confusing Nerds Confusing Nerds

Excited for the revamped Star Trek, nerds? Especially since the new trailer premiered last weekend?

Well, that thing's only been online for about 24 hours, and nerds--who, as you know, nerds, are known to work fast when it comes to this sort of thing--have recut it as the opening title sequence of what I can only imagine you would find a sacrilegious fusion of one of your favorite nerd things and "Beverly Hills, 90210" (plus what I believe is a reference to the guy who plays Spock's character's name on that terrible program "Heroes", which I understand you also like). To add insult to injury, the production quality is low.

Take that, nerds! say...um...some other nerds.

Paging Joe E. Tata

Time to hit up CoinStar so you can reconnect your phone line, Joe. But before you call the CW, make sure you've perfected your pitch about how "there can't be a new 'Beverly Hills 90210' without the old Nat." You'll probably only get one shot at this.

UPDATE (7/9): Way to go, Joe! You gotta spend money to make money! [Courtesy Usmagazine.com via Defamer (third item)]