Time to hit up CoinStar so you can reconnect your phone line, Joe. But before you call the CW, make sure you've perfected your pitch about how "there can't be a new 'Beverly Hills 90210' without the old Nat." You'll probably only get one shot at this.
UPDATE (7/9): Way to go, Joe! You gotta spend money to make money! [Courtesy Usmagazine.com via Defamer (third item)]