WARNING: This Video Contains Offensive Pantomiming

DoSomething.org does many different things:

Some good, such as raising awareness of dating abuse...

Some well-intentioned-but-questionable, such as exploiting the Rihanna/Chris Brown incident in their efforts...

And some balls-in-your-Corn Flakes insensitive, such as recreating said incident through ham-fisted acting accompanied by a narration of the actual police report.

In the last case, they probably should have Done Something Else.

Dial-A-Buse

No one could have imagined that a media outlet as classy and respectable as "Extra" would ever be responsible for a thoughtless error, especially not in regards to such a delicate story as that of Chris Brown beating up Rihanna.

And yet...there they went, publishing the personal phone numbers of those involved.

Take that, reading and thinking and stupid whatever stuff! Celebrity things HOORAY!

(Brangelina!)

[Gawker]

She Definitely Didn't Have To Go

There are many things that could be said about Anthony Merino, the 24-year-old lab technician at Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, N.J., who was arrested on Sunday after he was caught having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman inside the institution's morgue...but perhaps no words are more fitting than the lyrics of the song that, at the time of this writing, is currently playing on Merino's own MySpace page [in the likely event that Merino soon alters his page, see screenshot below for proof]--Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music":

It's gettin' late
I'm making my way over to my favorite place
I gotta get my body moving shake the stress away
I wasn't looking for nobody when you looked my way
Possible candidate (yeah)
Who knew
That you'd be up in here lookin' like you do
You're makin' stayin' over here impossible
Baby I must say your aura is incredible
If you don't have to go, don't

Do you know what you started
I just came here to party
But now we're rockin' on the dance floor
Acting naughty
Your hands around my waist
Just let the music play
We're hand in hand
Chest to chest
And now we're face to face

I wanna take you away
Lets escape into the music
DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the
Please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music
[Repeat]

Baby are you ready cause its getting close
Don't you feel the passion ready to explode
What goes on between us no one has to know
This is a private show (oh)

"Oh", indeed...as that was probably the first of two words that came out of Merino's mouth once hospital security guards interrupted his private show.

In this time of personal crisis, perhaps Merino himself can turn to his MySpace page (his handle: "playboygtr")--in particular, his current profile quote, courtesy of Ralph Waldo Emerson [again, see screenshot]--for a guideline to the intense soul-searching he has no doubt already begun:

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."

ANSWER KEY: (a) Police; (b) The nude corpse of a 92-year-old woman; (c) Shame.

Thanks to the hard-rocking "Jesse" for the tip.