Thursday, November 1, 2007

"Hate Does Enter Into the Equation"


While I was watching Game 2 of the World Series with a group of fellow Red Sox fans, my friend Dave hypothesized that the inside of Jonathan Papelbon's head was "a swirling nightmare."

I was somewhat hesitant to watch Papelbon's appearance on "Late Night with David Letterman" Wednesday night for fear that the Red Sox closer might have said something that proved Dave's (my friend, not Letterman) theory to an unsuspecting national audience beyond that of baseball. To my relief, Papelbon handled himself with surprising restraint (even his inevitable dance was brief and relatively low-key), not even letting a real hint of his madness slip out until halfway into the interview (you'll want to jump to the 5:00 mark in the above clip if you don't have time to bask in the whole enchilada).

Despite what the world beyond Red Sox Nation may now think of you now, Jonathan (and there's a fair guess as to where Yankees, Rockies and Indians fans already stood)...we still love you.

You batshit insane sonuvabitch.

2 comments:

-The Shiny Happy Mama- said...

I love when Letterman glances at the script after Papelbon drops the F bomb. It's a perfect reaction because it acknowledges the crazy without condoning it. Hilarious!

dcc said...

Holy shit! I'M that Dave. I've never been quoted on a website before. I have so many people to thank...