"A bullet to the head didn't kill Abraham Lincoln. It was...
[dramatic music]
"CANCER!"
[crowd gasps; monocles drop into mint juleps; several women "get the vapors" and faint]
That scene or one like it will be included in the never-to-be-produced revisionist screenplay that will be written if Dr. John Sotos' theory turns out to hold water.
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