SOMEBODY DIES IN THE 'SEX AND THE CITY' MOVIE.
(Oh, my bad...spoiler alert.)
I'm certain that it's not anyone interesting, because there are no interesting characters in Sex and the City. Nevertheless, I hope that this news--which was "spilled" (no doubt strategically) by Cynthia Nixon (I believe she plays "the Lesbian-y One")--deters at least one person from seeing the film. That would be a moral victory for mankind.
Why? Because the people behind "Sex and the City" think that the television show's fans are idiotic sheep incapable of original thought...and it really depresses me that those fans--at least the ones that I know personally--are hell-bent on paying to prove as much during the movie's opening weekend.