After being roused from his nap and placed before a crowd in Dayton, Ohio, on Friday, John McCain asked the broad standing next to him to be a doll and fetch him his slippers.
He was quickly informed by his handlers that the woman was not a secretary but, in fact, the newly anointed Republican vice-presidential candidate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Further awkwardness was avoided by the arrival of Senator McCain's snack time.
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At least she's qualified. She served on the PTA, birthed a quiverfull (and chose nice, normal names like Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig - not a Hussein in the bunch), and has managed to hold the controversy to one current investigation. And, to make up for her terrible record on women's issues, I hear she might challenge Joe Biden to a game of horse instead of forcing women to sit through a boring debate. Should be fun.
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