What gives, MSNBC? The news media had paid more than enough attention to the desperate attempt for self-promotion that was Tyra Banks' "imagine me as a super-hot Michelle Obama" Harper's Bazaar photo spread; there was no need for any self-respecting media outlet to take the non-story any further.And yet, you did exactly that...in the process giving credence to nonsensical rumors that the poor man's Jerry Springer's pool cleaner has legitimate designs on becoming the First Lady of the United States of America.
People believe what you tell them, MSBNC. Therefore, what you've done is fast-tracked the potential for the death of not only America but humanity-based democracy worldwide. I hope you're happy.
Three or four years from now, when Earth is a waterless rock and its remaining inhabitants live fearfully beneath the iron fist of World President Oprah and her army of vengeful zombie polar bears, will your remaining corporate representatives think this "scoop" of yours was worth it?
I'd like to think not...but, in all likelihood, no one will give a damn. We'll all be too busy watching season 9 of "So You Think You Can Dance Without Sufficient Oxygen".
(I'm voting for the one who's pretty!)
1 comment:
I'd make a TERRIBLE first lady (and, wow, would the baby formula companies hate me!), but I'd be better than Tyra. The 21 year old student who babysits my kids would be better than Tyra.
Also - even though my carbon footprint is almost as small as my real footprint - I'd totally watch SYTYCD without sufficient oxygen. And I'd vote for the hot, Russian ballroom dancer (as usual).
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