Also if so, are you self-involved? Of course you are; you have a blog.
Even further if so, do you use Google Analytics (or a similar program) to monitor your blog's traffic?
If not, maybe you shouldn't. It's a window into bad things. Bad things like the knowledge that 2 of the whopping 18 visitors (hold your applause) to this site on Saturday accessed it by looking up the phrases "iranianporn child" and "metroville fucking pictures", respectively:
(For the record, there is no child pornography--Iranian or otherwise--to be found on Metroville, but there is this. As for "metroville fucking pictures", your nightmare is as horrible as mine--probably less so, actually.)I want my blankie, I want my mom, and I want to get the hell off the internet.
(But I won't, because it's there.)
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Of course, now that you've written "iranianporn child" and "metroville fucking pictures" anyone searching on those terms in the future will get accurate search results from Google and you'll see that process accurately reflected in your statistics. ;)
Jingleheimer shit.
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