Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Skin Cancer No Match for Confirmed Bachelorhood

Time and again, in the face of some pretty serious implications that he might have a friend or two named Dorothy, Anderson Cooper has persevered with nothing more than his own handsomeness and his feigned oblivion. If that little cancerous mole honestly thought it was going to take down the silver fox of CNN, it was out of its suspiciously well-groomed coconut.

1 comment:

Rutgers Theatre Alumni Network West Coast said...

We in the West Hollywood community do not appreciate your maligning the lovely host of 'AC 360.' Watch it, Mark Twain