Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Use Girlie Products, Get Girlie Boobs is reporting that the use of some shampoos, soaps and lotions that contain lavender and tea tree oils can disrupt the hormonal balance in boys and enlarge their breasts. Hot.

Some people might say that that's what boys get for using girlie products...but I'll take it one step further and say that that's what boys get for bathing in general. The only way for a man to truly ensure that he is manly is to never wash himself. That's my policy, and let me assure you that the resultant natural man-musk drives the ladies wild.

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