Everybody's all up in arms because this guy, Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, says he's Jesus. Personally, I think he's talking sense. Here are three reasons why I believe him:
1) He says so. (Duh.)
2) He's got "Jesus" right there in his name. (I've got "Johnny" in my name, and I know for a fact that that makes me more likely than anyone who isn't named Johnny to be Johnny Cash and/or the guy from The Dead Zone.)
3) He also calls himself the Antichrist and has the number "666" tattooed on his forearm...which I think we can all agree are pretty Christ-like things to do.
Case closed.
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