Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Jill Marie Moore is an Awesome Cheerleading Coach

They do things right at Ware Shoals High School in South Carolina. For example, on "college day", when the students are supposed to visit a local institute of higher learning to plan the furthering of their education (boooriiing!), the cheerleading coach, Jill Marie Moore, instead takes two of her best girls to a hotel room so they can all get drunk and have sex with a couple of National Guardsman (yay!).

The married-with-two-kids Moore, who now stands accused of all kinds of cool stuff--like regularly buying alcohol and cigarettes for members of her squad, bringing a cheerleader to the National Armory to distract employees while Moore had sex with her (also married) Guardsman lover, and having sex with a male high school student--is actually in trouble, because some people apparently don't recognize when somebody deserves a parade. The only person in the picture who seems to be on the ball is the Ware Shoals High School principal, Jane Blackwell, who's been charged with obstruction of justice for impeding the investigation into Moore's activities. (At least one person in that town understands the meaning of "teamwork" and "school spirit".)

In case you're worried about the two National Guardsman who had sex with high school students--don't be. The age of consent in South Carolina is 16--which both of the cheerleaders were--so they're in the clear. U-S-A! U-S-A!

1 comment:

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