Sunday, April 15, 2007

Tennis Players Beat Wives with Exactly What You'd Think They Beat Them With

The official word on Andre Agassi whacking his wife Steffi Graf in the face with a tennis racket during a fundraiser in Houston, leading her to end up with stitches in her lip, is that it was an "accident"...but I suspect otherwise.

The more likely story is that Graf, in a moment of in-game frustration with her husband and doubles partner, mouthed off to Agassi about his broken promise to keep his long, luscious mullet forever, and Agassi gave her what for. I still hope those crazy kids can work things out.

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