Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Keith Richards Will Share with Anybody

When the Rolling Stones perform for more than 100,000 people at the Hippodrome in Belgrade on July 14, they will be doing so a few meters from 300 stabled horses (the Hippodrome, Belgrade's largest fenced space, is a racecourse). They've decided to do the horses a solid by pumping every last one of them full of dope--at no charge--during the concert, but a bunch of square Serb animal lovers aren't down with that plan. Serbia's biggest animal protection society, ORCA, wants the show to be moved to another venue, claiming that it would be damaging for the party-hearty quadrupeds.

We all know what the real reason is, though: They just don't know how to rock.

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