Thursday, March 8, 2007

1 Glass of Champagne = 91 Calories

Sure, it's great that you no longer weigh half a ton and were able to leave your house for the first time in five years. But seeing as you're still pushing 9 bills, maybe you ought to celebrate with a nice glass of water...and save the bubbly for, say, when you're able to move without the aid of a forklift.

6 comments:

Definitively Donna said...

Ouch.
(aka Madame Donna)

Sandy Knauer said...

But, Donna, if you read the small print you will notice that this is based on a 2000 calorie a day diet. What about those of us who eat fewer calories? Will our glass of champagne still have 91 calories? (maybe I am applying gathering logic here?)

Definitively Donna said...

Sandy, Just hand me one of those straws that bend.

suaros said...

That's okay, Sandy, a few glass of champagne can do that to a person.

suaros said...

Geez, maybe I need to have a few glasses of that stuff with my morning orange juice.

Should be 'glasses' on that last comment. *hiccup*

Sandy Knauer said...

I can't drink a whole beer without falling off my chair. But I can drink the whole bottle of champagne and still dance on the hood of a car. Strange how that works.