Sure, it's great that you no longer weigh half a ton and were able to leave your house for the first time in five years. But seeing as you're still pushing 9 bills, maybe you ought to celebrate with a nice glass of water...and save the bubbly for, say, when you're able to move without the aid of a forklift.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
1 Glass of Champagne = 91 Calories
Sure, it's great that you no longer weigh half a ton and were able to leave your house for the first time in five years. But seeing as you're still pushing 9 bills, maybe you ought to celebrate with a nice glass of water...and save the bubbly for, say, when you're able to move without the aid of a forklift.
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Ouch.
(aka Madame Donna)
But, Donna, if you read the small print you will notice that this is based on a 2000 calorie a day diet. What about those of us who eat fewer calories? Will our glass of champagne still have 91 calories? (maybe I am applying gathering logic here?)
Sandy, Just hand me one of those straws that bend.
That's okay, Sandy, a few glass of champagne can do that to a person.
Geez, maybe I need to have a few glasses of that stuff with my morning orange juice.
Should be 'glasses' on that last comment. *hiccup*
I can't drink a whole beer without falling off my chair. But I can drink the whole bottle of champagne and still dance on the hood of a car. Strange how that works.
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