Obstruction of Justice: Guilty.
False Statements to FBI Investigators about Russert Conversation: Guilty.
False Statement to FBI Investigators about Cooper Conversation: Not Guilty.
Perjury to the Grand Jury about Russert Conversation: Guilty.
Perjury to the Grand Jury about Cooper Conversation: Guilty.
Don't let that miss on the second false statement charge get you down, Scooter. You've proven yourself more than capable of inclusion on any one of a number of prison baseball teams.