Chances are that the St. Louis Cardinals' Albert Pujols is already a slightly better baseball player than you. If you call yourself an American citizen, now he's got you beat there, too.
The former National League MVP, Gold Glove winner and World Series winner scored 100 percent on the U.S. citizenship test on Wednesday, thus not only securing himself a position as an official American, but one that is as or more American than Captain America.
Think you could score 100 percent on the U.S. citizenship test? Try it. If you fail, don't feel too bad. I hear that the Dominican Republic recently had a roster spot open up.