Thursday, February 8, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith has Died

After (and a bunch of other places--your guess is as good as mine as to which news outlet broke the story) initially reported that Anna Nicole Smith collapsed at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida and was rushed to the hospital earlier today, one of Smith's lawyers has announced that the former model and Playboy playmate has died at the age of 39.

Out of respect for the recently deceased, I've gone ahead and removed all previous incidents of glibness from this post...

UPDATE: ...other than perhaps to point out the curious fact that, as of this writing, no media outlets have yet used the word "overdose", when that is the strong-money bet to be the cause of Anna Nicole's death.

UPDATE 2: tells us that on CNN, Dr. Sanjay Gupta used the phrase "too much medication" in we're getting warmer.


Adam said...

I think that you need to change the name of this blog from Metroville to Johnny's Celebrity Graveyard & Deadpool.

Johnny said...

Seriously! I came to the internet for porn, not to murder people! I really am like Johnny from The Dead Zone!