Thursday, February 15, 2007

'The NFL Today': Now With 300% More Scowling

Once again illustrating that they are a network completely in touch with what belongs on television, CBS has hired former Pittsburgh Steelers coach and Angriest Man in Football Bill Cowher as a studio analyst for "The NFL Today".

Now, in addition to being swept up in the continuing drama of Shannon Sharpe's valiant struggle with enunciation, football fans will be able to kick off their favorite day of the week by staring at the Bill Cowher face (that is, at least until Cowher--at wit's end with his colleague's closeup-ratio dominance--ends his television career when he attempts to strangle Dan Marino). Is the season here yet?

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